April Task - BA-BA-BA-BA-B-B-B-B-B-B-BATTLE!

"I play Ritual of Orbs! With this card, I am able to sacrifice both Quaking Groudon and Maelstrom Kyogre to summon a new monster! RAYQUAZA THE SKY LORD IN ATTACK MODE!"

"R-Rayquaza the Sky Lord?! No way! W-Well, it won't help you any! My Lugia the Ocean Master is already at five times his regular attack points! There's no way you can defeat him!"

"I wouldn't be so sure. You see, Ritual of the Orbs is not just a summon card, but uses both the Attack and Defense points of both monsters I sacrifice to calculate Rayquaza the Sky Lord's power."

"B-but that would put his attack over-"

"Yes, Nine-Thousand! NOW, RAYQUAZA, ATTACK WITH PURGING HYPER BEAM!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-AJKBGABKAGKLBSLJBG!"

Lulz.

This is easily the greatest thing I've ever drawn. Nothing will ever top this ever.

Heathcliff's head makes the picture. I figure since he seems like he'd be such a nerd, he'd be really into card games.

Edit: FUCK, FORGOT HIS ANTENNAE! Well, I can fix that easily enough later when I have time.

An April task for

I haven't made my April team template yet, but here's the regular one for right now.

Team RiffRaff: [link]